longxshlong

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:08:00 GMT

ALEX YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER.....HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY.........i dont have a picture of you that you havent used for my birthday so i want every girl who knows me to know that this guy is the shit.....happy 18th birthday my friend...

MY BIRTHDAY

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:21:28 GMT

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! and im not even gonna be in town to celebrate it....

but some people didnt let that stop them.....it makes me soooooooo happy to know that my friends would give up a night of drinking and partying to eat cake with me and my family....i could ask for nothing more (except maybe a new car (quinn thats your department)). I invited 3 people over for dinner and cake and about 9 came........so dont be offended if i didnt invite you, it was just a small thing....

seriously...thank you guys SOOOOOOOO much for making my birthday night (sorta) excellent

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 21:05:52 GMT

"so heres to 2004...i first started partying...met great people.....lost some friendships, and ade eeven better ones... id like to make my shout outs"

thats what i said this year...i really honestly believed that i couldnt top 2004....boy was i wrong...2005 was a mutha fucking trip.... a lot of alcohol, a lot of girls, but more importantly, a lot of homies....it was definitly a year to remember...some highlights..

MY BIRTHDAY- got kidnapped, had the best bday EVER

UNCLES APARTMENT- good weekend, lingerie parties, a club, a lot of fun

THE SNYDEWINDER DAYS- nothing better then getting drugs at dodger stadium...and well, certain events that jason and greg happened to be presesnt for

THE CRAZY WILD SUMMER- all the homies were there for this one

THE SOLDIER INITIATIONS (as well as the well of inspiration)

LIMO NIGHT 2005- nothing else to say about that one

it seriously was an amazing year, the past few months have been beyond amazing, love kicking it with my buddies...happy to know that im finishing this year just like i did last year.....happy new years everyone.....

and my bday is on monday..i wont be here but i will be here tomorrow, so gimme a call

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:21:07 GMT

In the end, 3 soldiers still stand

in the search to find who can be the drunkest man

trials and tribulations have marked their path

but theyve drank all the beer and smoked all the grass

no land gone unpartied, and that my friend is true

you will find these 3 soldiers by just screaming...WOOOOO!!!! (party style)

what a mutha fucking weekend

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 22:56:12 GMT

THERE WAS BLOOD AND COTTAGE CHEESE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 12 Nov 2005 20:29:43 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANNON....may your day be filled with wonder and confusion...hopefully onset by massive amounts of alcohol :-D

Sun, 06 Nov 2005 09:28:40 GMT

i love my friendsd....sorry jason...my bad...remind me to buy mikey breakfast...thank yall...especially andy, greg, jason, and mikey...thank yall..

so im talking to mikey... went something like this...

calen: i made good friends with jack
mikey: who the fuck is jack
calen: JACK DANIELS BITCH!!!!

HAPPY BDAY PANDY

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:48:13 GMT

Happy Birthday to the panda man

Happy Birthday Mikey

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 14:39:12 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKEY

my best friend turns 17 today...... buy him something nice..... so happy birthday to this fool

from m&ms, to shitty parties (thats for a few of you out there), to 2 am basketball, to jacuzzing over the summer......

happy birthday dude

SUMMER 05

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 20:57:17 GMT

well summers came to an end...and it was definitly the best i ever had.......

well for one it was my first summer driving, that obviously made it better

it was also my first summer full on partying with my buddies...the CI crew fucking made this summer sooo good

so between the partying, the homies, the girls, the drinking, the drugs, the driving, and the non stop memories.....

SUMMER 05 was by far the best i ever had

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 07:07:03 GMT

Tubofpickles [12:04 AM]: so you wanna blow betsy up
Tubofpickles [12:04 AM]: cuz im down
xxxsay days ago [12:04 AM]: haha lets blow this bitch

hahah we love ya bets.....

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 19:26:06 GMT

WELL HERES YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AT VANALDEN. HERES WHAT HAPPENED AT THE PAD

soooo im up there with tyler, betsy, shannon, charles, and some dude when like shit keeps getting weirder. like twilight zone weird. now we are waiting for some homies when we hear something and tyler goes, i bt thats them....well then tommy (one of them) calls and says....DUDE THE PO's AND RANGERS ARE COMING UP, GET OUTTA THERE. so we get our shit and we walk up soe weird sidepath. we go like half a mile and just hide. after 10 minutes, tyler and i make our way down to see whats up.... thats when we see flashlights....AT OUR PAD....thats right..the idiot cops decided to bust the one place that will always unify us. so we hike back up and wait. then tyler and i decided that we would go down there, just keep walking, worse comes to worse, we say we were taking a hike alone (just a little gay)...so we walk, see flashlights near the top, but we keep walking. finnally we make it down..but cant reach bets and them. aftr 10 minutes of panicing, tshannons car pulls next to mine. what a night that was.

sorry to the vanalden boys. fuck da po's

SUMMER 05

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 19:31:10 GMT

summer '05 has been off the hook.... ive been partying with ALL the homies, going to the beach, seeing a bunch of people i havent seen....i dont want it to end...

I FUCKING LOVE SUMMER....here are some pics

WEINstein and the WEISStein

beach party with happy water

Me and the CHELCINATOR

BETSY AND TEH BOYS

EMO

JASON AND I THROWING IT UP

You cant tell but this girl is quite possible the cutest in the world

SARINA and myself

DA BOYS AND THEIR CELL PHONES

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 05:26:38 GMT

Dear Amber,

The time we have spent together has been wonderful. However, I feel that your "attachment" to me is harmful to my band, Vesta. Now I was gonna just try and manage both of you like John Lennon did with The Beatles, but we all saw what happened to him. So regretfully, we must break up. I'm Sorry. If you want to get back at me, have sex with Calen. Thats the best way to really show me whose boss.

Regretfully yours,

Scott

Uh oh. better take his advice. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBER...i truly love you and your such a good friend. You are forever my homie/photographer/fantasizer/groupie. Hope you had a great birthday. Your present you asked...a glimpse into the future where everyone is modeled after the person the world loves most....DUM DUM DUM!!!!

happy birthday buddy

p.s. scott didnt write that.....dean did....tell scott to call me for deans address, class schedule, and list of allergies.

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 18:15:58 GMT

I KNOW ITS A DAY LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON

you are a strong guy

you can be violent

but in the end you always look sorry

so heres to the master of chub it and a fucking homie, i hope there are more crazy weekends in santa monica to come

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 04:47:27 GMT

WTF is livejournal????

Thu, 19 May 2005 00:58:17 GMT

APRIL 26, 1992- RODNEY KING

MAY 18, 2005- FAT BLACK GIRL

i see

Thu, 19 May 2005 00:58:16 GMT

APRIL 26, 1992- RODNEY KING

MAY 18, 2005- FAT BLACK GIRL

FINALLY A CHUB IT COMMUNITY

Tue, 03 May 2005 05:28:43 GMT

SUPPORT THE CHUB IT COMMUNITY....for more on chub it...IM me

Fri, 29 Apr 2005 03:34:11 GMT

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 23:16:15 GMT

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL YOU LOSERS WHO HONORED TERESA"S BDAY WIH A LOUSY PIC THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN TAKE.....

HAPPY BIRHDAY TERESA....US TARZANIANS GROW UP SO FAST

Mon, 25 Apr 2005 01:25:32 GMT

ever valley of my soul is filled with jagged rocks of scrutinizing pain.all i feel is the inevitable feelin of heartreak which surrounds every dormicile in which i inhabit. the places that once gave me safety now garuntee me nothing but falsehood and fake love. and everytime i fall into the trickery of life and love, i find myself asking why i punish my heart. The only answer is that my doomed soul enjoys the feeling off pain. what concluion have i drawn from that? only that i, must love that pain.

THE EMO-OFF HAS JUST BEEN WON

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 05:04:39 GMT

HOOKAH BUS '05

my convo with tedy

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 06:24:18 GMT

ChyaaBro [10:57 PM]: chyaa dude
Tubofpickles [10:58 PM]: dont u mean ChyaaBro
Tubofpickles [10:58 PM]: o man im clever
ChyaaBro [10:58 PM]: no, IM clever
Tubofpickles [10:58 PM]: HAHAHAHAH
ChyaaBro [10:58 PM]: its my sn you know.

Tubofpickles [10:59 PM]: im gonna go eat a hamburger and maybe get a Tubofpickles
ChyaaBro [10:59 PM]: noice
ChyaaBro [10:59 PM]: haha, wowmysnkicks ass, doesnt it?

Tubofpickles [11:01 PM]: then im gonna go to the core of the earth with my sidekick Chronickid69 and conquer the kingxofxdorfs all on my hondacbr600rr370
Tubofpickles [11:04 PM]: but then i saw my friend dave and i was like "crap its david" and he said "dude ur krazy" and i said "no dude UR crazier"...and im lke "if iw as crazy would i go...ROAR IM KELSO"...and he said.."ya"
Tubofpickles [11:05 PM]: then i said "watch xx this" and i whipped out my "Q xx BallZ"
Tubofpickles [11:09 PM]: then i was like "do you heart them" and he said "les beaux os...which in french means iheartbrodytoo" and i said well "mikeylikesit004"
Tubofpickles [11:13 PM]: and i said "what do u think of brody that makes u like him"...and he said..."they are wickidsweet320" and i said "like a dirrtydancer79" and he said "no more like thedistillers555"...they rock
Tubofpickles [11:13 PM]: and i go...tell me more....and he says..."ctn..gotta go play bass"
Tubofpickles [11:13 PM]: THE END

ChyaaBro [11:09 PM]: you are really working hard to do this arent yo
Tubofpickles [11:09 PM]: haha ya

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 01:48:14 GMT

was in DAVIS this weekend....one of the best weekends of my life...up there with the santa monica weekend with jason andy and greg...

today i was basically hit by some mother fucker...karmas a bitch

had starbucks with betsy and watched gay shows, she chill tho (hates my driving skills

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